What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Dr No

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What can help me fall asleep at night?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?